My work has appeared in a bunch of places, including The Boston Globe, McSweeney’s, The Christian Science Monitor, and Salon. I’ve written about modern-day pirates and pregnant belly dancing and how to sailfish. I’ve interviewed poker players and penis puppeteers and asked top chefs what they always have in their freezer (it’s vodka). I was an entertainment writer, too, mostly for MSN when they featured journalism, and also for Universal Studios.

I also sold a set-up to ABC TV for a sitcom episode that no one will ever see.

There’s so much that’s gone missing from the internet over the years, but here are a few more titles:

THE CHRISTIAN SCIENCE MONITOR
Hostess Regret
A Faith in Others vs. Security
Underemployed: a euphemism for violent lifestyle change
Five Lessons from Two Furry Orphans
Lamenting a Vote for the Electable Guy
Acknowledge Dad’s Role Beyond Barbecue
When Preschoolers Get Expelled
The Geeks of Wrath

MSN TV
Mad Men’ Season 6
Mom & Pop Culture
Back to School: Child Stars Go to College
The Way They Were: Shocking Celebrity Breakups
Parallel Universe on MSN | The best and worst of Stephen King
Baby, One More Time? – MSN TV News
Reality TV on MSN TV | Who should be the next Bachelor?
Golden Globe Awards
Vows of Secrecy
Trouble With the Law
Craziest Star Cameos on ’30 Rock’
Why I Want My Daughter to Watch TV

Oh, you wanna talk about copywriting? [squints into the middle distance]
Yeah. I remember copywriting